Her With A Hoover

(album: Anniversary Anthems - 2000)

My mates warned me long ago
She will make you blue oo oo
They said you've been had

Untidy tart they told me so
The home that I once knew oo oo
Was a filthy floozys pad

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One more, two more
Fleas on the bedroom floor
No ones ever seen her
With a vacuum cleaner
Three more, four more
Mice unite at the kitchen door
It weren't no rotten rumour
He could never move her
And I never saw her with a hoover

I'd fell for a hag from Hell
She weren't the one to woo oo oo
In my new hovel

[Chorus]

She's nicked off, I'm in a spin
The first thing I shall do oo oo
Is plug the hoover in

[Chorus]