Chairs

(Sit on the...)
Sit on the chair
(Sit on the...)
Can you please sit on the chair?
(Sit on the...)
I'm not gonna say it 3 times
(Sit on the...)
ERIC! ERIC! Sit on the motherfucking chair

(Mommy, Charlie bit my chair)
WHAT?

(Chairmander; I choose you...)

(Sit on the...)
Sit on the chair
(Sit on the...)
Can you please sit on the chair?
(Sit on the...)
I'm not gonna say it 3 times
(Sit on the...)
ERIC! ERIC! Sit on the motherfucking chair

(Mommy, Charlie bit my chair)
WHAT?

(Ohhh, thats a funky chair)

(Sit on the...)
Sit on the chair
(Sit on the...)
Can you please sit on the chair?
(Sit on the...)
I'm not gonna say it 3 times
(Sit on the...)
ERIC! ERIC! Sit on the motherfucking chair