Illegal, Immoral And Fattening

Everything we say is true
Cause we'd never lie to you
Yes we're punks and we're not even acting
It's the blind leading the blind
But you kids don't seem to mind
We're illegal immoral and fattening

And all the things we thinks are cool
They all tell us we can't do
When's the last time you saw one of them start laughing?
So we advocate good times
Throw your consciences aside
Be illegal immoral and fattening

Illegal we won't break, just bend the law
Immoral use your body that's what it's for
And fattening you can gain some weight, you can learn to hate
All you know are lies and we're pop star spies

Blowing holes through your rock'n'roll balloons, yeah
Holes through your rock'n'roll

Well you've heard it all before
Gurus at your door
With another phony plan to clear your head up
But we won't get fooled again
And if we do we'll tell you when
We're illegal immoral and fed up

Illegal watch out for the man in blue
Immoral guy in an overcoat following you
And fattening you can gain some weight, you can learn to hate
All you know are lies and we're pop star spies

Blowing holes through your rock'n'roll balloons, yeah
Holes through your rock'n'roll