Fairy Tales

(album: The Eleven One Eleven Theory - 2011)

[Whispering: Lil Duval]
Fairytale

[Wale:]
Is it real girl?
Is it really real girl?
Is it really real girl?
Is it really real?

Something I can feel girl
Worth a couple bills
Or something that you paid for
Is it really real?

Uh, let me go with it
Let me flow with it
Yea it look official
But why it don't jiggle?

No I'm not trippin
And yea I been sippin
Her tax bracket been different since shawty started strippin

I'm a real nigga
I got a lot of manners
But shawty know I'm a rapper
So that don't even matter

Ass need a saddle
Shots like an addict
Mama made her pretty
Doctor made her fatter

I ain't gone judge
Throwin you a dub
Ass shots is a plus
Attention is a must

Never big enough
A twenty somethin cup
She was the queen of the club
See boy she been in love

[Hook: Wale & Lil Duval]
Yea back it up for a real nigga {Real Nigga}
You could probably fall in love with a real nigga {Real Nigga}
A lot of women think a butt is a meal ticket {Meal Ticket}
But if a nigga catch a nut bet he feel different

Yea Back it up for a real nigga
And you can probably get a cup from a real nigga
And you nervous cause ya ass probably feel different
You fairytaling but I'm liable to still hit it

[Lil Duval:]
8shots of cc's will have that ass looking so right {right}
You might live and you might die
But who gives a fuck you here tonight
Ah yea Lord

[Comedy skit: Lil Duval]
And it's simple as that baby
We wrote this song
Not to shit on you
But to embrace it

But you must know you have to do it in moderation
Make sure the shit proportional
We don't want you with skinny legs and the big ass ass shots
Then you look like a fucking fool

Some of you bitches look stupid as fuck
Bitches with big asses
Damn near look like a god damn dump truck on the back of your ass
How the fuck you wipe your ass

You can't be wiping your ass
It got to be a lot of shit in your ass
I can barely wipe my ass
Cause I got a lot of hair on my booty but that's beside the point

I'm just saying
Get the ass shots right
8shots of cc's will have that ass looking so right {right}
You might live and you might die
But who gives a fuck you here tonight

And if you light skin you might want to be careful
You bitches get a lot of spots on your ass
I've seen it
Bitches asses looking like dalmatians and shit

I love you though I'll still fuck