Christmas In Texas

Well Santa he is a-coming, he's coming 'round the bend
With eight tvs in dirtbags in his big old Christmas sleigh

He's coming to Texas
And if you need a lift
He's coming to Texas
Oh yeah
There's no cookies at the door
We got BBQ pork
He's coming to Texas
Oh yeah

There might not be a chimney, it sure it ain't came snow
But at the stroke of midnight on December 24th

He's coming to Texas
And if you need a lift
He's coming to Texas
Oh yeah
There's no cookies at the door
We got BBQ pork
He's coming to Texas
Oh yeah

There's a jingle, jangle, jingle it's not coming from the bells
The six packs on the rooftops and the lots of happy elves

He's coming to Texas
If you need a lift
He's coming to Texas
Oh yeah
There's no cookies at the door
We got BBQ pork
He's coming to Texas
Oh yeah

Well we even grab some sugar for his sweet and dasty quench
And Santa's little village ain't nothing but a jumble event

But he still coming in Texas
And if you need a lift
He's coming to Texas
Oh yeah
There's no cookies at the door
We got BBQ pork
He's coming to Texas
Oh yeah
He's coming to Texas
Oh yeah
He's coming to Texas
Oh yeah