Love Is A Mutt From Hell

(album: Wheatus - 2000)

This is a story 'bout a friend of mine, he's abnormally intelligent
He could bust a phatty rhyme, even when he got up in the blunt
But that all changed when the girl who he lives with came to town
He let her take him away from me and so I had to ask him how

That's when he said
"She takes advantage of me
She takes advantage of me
She takes advantage of me
She takes advantage of me
She even knows when I pee
I think eventually
She'll make a meal out of me"

Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out
'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

That's why I'm talking to you now
Sarah lives with Bradley now, I guess that is how she wants her shit
He needed a place to stay, so it's of mutual benefit
I stopped by on my way to Pomona yesterday
She sat down and spilled her guts to me
That's when I thought she would tell me she's gay

Instead she said
"He takes advantage of me
He takes advantage of me
He takes advantage of me
He takes advantage of me
He even knows when I pee
I think eventually
He'll make a meal out of me"

Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out
'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

Talking to, that's why I'm talking to, that's why I'm talking to
Talking to, that's why I'm talking to, that's why I'm talking to
Talking to, that's why I'm talking to, that's why I'm talking, talking, talking to you now
Because, your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without

Because her love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
Your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without
One of these days I swear I'm gonna get out
'Til then your love is a mutt from hell that I can't live without