Eatin' Pussy / Kickin' Ass

(album: Redneck Shit - 2016)

Friday night I just got off work
My boss, man, he's such a jerk
So after work I went to his house
Ate his wife's pussy and kicked his ass

Eating pussy and kicking ass
Eating pussy and kicking ass
Eating pussy and kicking ass
Eating pussy and kicking ass

That's what I do
That pussy taste good

Monday morning I got laid off
So I celebrated with some alcohol
Standing in the unemployment line
I see this young girl's bush and said, "it's breakfast time"
Security Guard said, "you can't do that here"
So I kicked him in the nuts before I drank a beer
Girl at the counter said, "do you want a job?"
And I said, "okay" and then I ate her pussy

Eating pussy and kicking ass
Eating pussy and kicking ass
Eating pussy and kicking ass
Eating pussy and kicking ass

That's what I do

Pussy in the morning, sugar
Pussy in the night, yeah
I eat a lot of pussy
And then I get into a fight

Thursday night I was feeling pretty great
I was walking past the honkeytonk on broadway
I see this young girl, she's smiling at me
So I took her back to my place and I paid her fee
Took off her skirt, I knew that something was wrong
Where there's supposed to be a pussy this girl had a dong
I was bored and since I'd paid anyway
I sucked his dick and then I kicked his ass

Sucking dick and kicking ass
Sucking dick and kicking ass
Sucking dick and kicking ass
Sucking dick and kicking ass
Eating pussy, sucking dick and kicking ass
Eating pussy, sucking dick and kicking ass
Eating pussy, sucking dick and kicking ass
Eating pussy, sucking dick and kicking ass

(I don't want my name on this)
God dammit fucking play motherfucker
Where'd everybody go? God dammit