She's Tanfastic

I got a girl, she's so tanfastic
If she don't love me I'll do something frastic

I call her up and she ain't home
Then I remember she's got no phone
I'm so in love, I don't know what I'm singing

Ye-eah, tanfastic
Wo-oah, tanfastic

Baby, if you don't want to lose me
Won't you, please, stop trying to confuse me
I'm so in love, I don't know what I'm singing

I got a girl, she's so tanfastic
If she don't love me I'll do something frastic

I tell her "Joanie, will you be mine"
She says her name is Adeline
I'm so in love, I don't know what I'm singing

Ye-eah, tanfastic
Wo-oah, tanfastic

Baby, if you don't want to lose me
Won't you, please, stop trying to confuse me
I'm so in love I don't know what I'm singing

Yes baby, it's so tanfastic
If she don't kiss me I'll do something frastic

I said "honey, I'll be there at eight"
She got mad 'cause I was two weeks late
I'm so in love, I don't know what I'm singing

Ye-eah, tanfastic
Wo-oah, tanfastic

Baby, if you don't want to lose me
Won't you please stop trying to confuse me
I'm so in love, I don't know what I'm singing

Wo-oah...
Wo-oah...
Wo-oah...