Girl All The Bad Guys Want

(album: Drunk Enough To Dance - 2002)

8 o'clock, Monday night and I'm waiting
To finally talk to a girl a little cooler than me.
Her name is Nona, she's a rocker with a nose ring,
She wears a two way, but I'm not quite sure what that means.

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She doesn't notice me!

Cause she is watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

It's like a bad movie
She is looking through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

She likes the Godsmack and I like Agent Orange
Her cd changer's full of singers that are mad at their dad
She says she'd like to score some reefer and a forty
She'll never know that I'm the best that she'll never have

And when she walks,
All the wind blows and the angels sing.
She'll never notice me!

Cause she is watching wrestling
Creaming over tough guys
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in her eyes

She likes 'em with a mustache
Racetrack season pass
Driving in a Trans-Am
Does a mullet make a man?

It's like a bad movie
She is looking through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want.
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!

There she goes again
With fishnets on, and dreadlocks in her hair
She broke my heart, I wanna be sedated
All I wanted was to see her naked!

Now I am watching wrestling
Trying to be a tough guy
Listening to rap metal
Turntables in my eyes
I can't grow a mustache
And I ain't got no season pass
All I got's a moped...moped....moped.....

It's like a bad movie
She is looking through me
If you were me, then you'd be
Screaming "Someone shoot me!"
As I fail miserably,
Trying to get the girl all the bad guys want.

She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
(There she goes again)
She's the girl all the bad guys want!
She's the girl all the bad guys want!