I Wanna Be Brad Pitt

(album: Pop Drunk Snot Bread - 2022)

It started with an after school special
Then a race with Ricky Schroeder and then
Thelma and Louise wouldn't have been the same
Without him
Always eating in The Oceans movies
Criticized for his accent in Snatch and then
He won an Oscar for beating up Bruce Lee

Oh I wanna be...

I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt, wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit
If I could be Brad Pitt

He was born in Shawnee, Oklahoma
So was my mom I wonder if she knew his mom
Or his dad maybe we're half brothers

Naked pictures with Gwyneth Paltrow
In the tabloids with Jennifer Aniston
And then
Blah blah blah blah Angelina Jolie

I still wanna be
I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna Be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt, wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit
If I could be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna Be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt, wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit
If I could be Brad Pitt

Welcome to Fight Club
What's in the box
Reebs is beer spelled backwards
Don't talk about Fight Club!

I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna Be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt, wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit
If I could be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt

I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna Be Brad Pitt
I'll bet even Brad Pitt, wants to be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt
It would be the shit
If I could be Brad Pitt
I wanna be Brad Pitt