PUNISHER

(album: THE HEAVIEST ALBUM OF ALL TIME - 2021)

I will talk to you while all the other bands play
Go ahead and try to leave
I'll just fucking stay
I just want to show you this part in my band's new song
I hope it doesn't take too much time
It's only seventeen minutes long

I'll play it through my phone while you try to sell merch
Get out of my way bitch
I was here first
I've got a great idea for a new song for you
It's all about balls and ass, peepee and poopoo

Are you on Xbox?
I want to play a game
Oh, you're not in the band
Then get the fuck out of my way

I need to be noticed or I won't survive
Bro I don't know the lyrics but can I grab the mic
It's cool if you don't give it to me
I'll just hang out on stage
Can you grab me a beer? I'm still underage

Do you guys have any weed to smoke
I've got this eigth of regs that I grew under the stove
Is the t-shirt free for me
It's okay if not, you can just sign my cd

Even though I have like ten, I feel like you owe me
For driving eight hours just to keep you all company
Hey yo, my d00d
Where you going, can I watch you pee
I can hold your dick and then tag us on IG

Bruh

You must feel so lucky that I'm here
Seriously bro, can you go get me that beer
You must feel so lucky that I'm here
Seriously bro go get me that mother fucking beer