I Am 911

(album: Patriot - 2020)

There's a system in the backwoods
There's a way of doing things
If you break in we don't leave all of the fun to the police
I just heard a bunch of racket coming from the back screen door
Soon as you step in I'm gonna drop you on the kitchen floor
'Cause we ain't playing, we ain't playing

My sawed off 12 gauge spreads a country mile, you know it
Step one foot in this house, son, you've already blown it
Takes twenty minutes for the police to find my house
I'll have gone in less than one, 'cause out here I am 911
I am 911

Texas has the Castle Doctrine
Florida, Georgia, Idaho
Carolinas, Oklahoma they're all here to let you know
If we got New York, New Jersey with a duty to retreat
I guess they'd rather have you dead then protect your family
And that's why...

My sawed off 12 gauge spreads a country mile, you know it
Step one foot in this house, son, you've already blown it
Takes twenty minutes for the police to find my house

That Sheriff, he can't save you
It'll already be too late
That gun will sure protect you
As you live to see another day

My sawed off 12 gauge spreads a country mile, you know it
Step one foot in this house, son, you've already blown it
Takes twenty minutes for the police to find my house
I'll have the job already done, 'cause out here I am 911
I am 911