Stan Lives! (Skit)

(album: "C" True Hollywood Stories - 2001)

[driving car]

[Bliss:] "Hey, yo Loo, what time is the flight man?"
[Loo:] "We got 30 minutes to get to the airport, man, heck you should drive a little faster"
[Bliss:] "What! I'm already doing above"

[Stan's car passes them]

[Loo:] "The fuck's the matter with this guy?"
[2Pak:] "Crazy motherfucker"
"Damm, slow down"
[Bliss:] "Who's he tryna' catch?"
[Loo:] "I dunno, but if he don't slow down, he might-"

[Stan's car skids and crashes off a bridge]

"Wow! Shit!"
[Loo:] "See that?!"
[Bliss:] "God damm! Yo, that nigga just drove over the bridge! Yo Pak! Yo, slow down man!"
[2Pak:] "Yo, Bliss man, we gotta make this flight man, we got 60 G's on the show"
[Bliss:] "Yo, somebody's in there, yo, pull over Pak!"
[2Pak:] "Yo, I'mma call 911, to son"
[Bliss:] "Man, if we don't do sumthing man, they gonna' drown!"

[Bliss gets out if the car]

[2Pak:] "Yo, Bliss man, what are you doin?"
[Bliss:] "I gotta go, yo I gotta go rescue them"
[2Pak:] "C'mon Bliss!"
[Loo:] "Yo, don't worry about Bliss man, he a good swimmer son, he knows what he's doing"

[Stan is gasping for air]

[Bliss:] "Yo, is he breathing?"
[Bliss:] "Yo, I dunno, yo Loo, quick man, get me a sweater so I can put it underneath his neck"

[Ambulance sirens]

[Ambulance person:] "Thank you, now could you ease step to the side"
[talks through radio] "We have a 53-11, I repeat, a 53-11, our ETA is 7 minutes"

[Ambulance person:] "We'll take it from here, what's his name?"
[2Pak:] "We dunno, we was just right behind him and he just drove off the fucking bridge!"
[2Pak:] "Yo Bliss, we gunna miss our flight man, we gotta leave now!"
[Bliss:] "Yo, excuse me, how far is the hospital from here?"
[Ambulance person:] "5 minutes, I need you to come to the hospital and fill out a report"
[Bliss:] "Ok, ok, yo, I'll just catch up with y'all at the airport"