Your Love Is Not Enough (I'd Like Some Cool Shit Too)

(album: Big Dumb Idiot - 2022)

You know how I feel about you
I think I know how you feel about me too
But if you wanna get close to me (spiritually)
You gotta show me (fiscally)
No doubt you're my soulmate
Your friends are really nice and the sex is great
You say you love me but words are cheap
You gotta back it up baby like a dumptruck

Your love is not enough (it's not enough)
I'd like some cool shit too (gimme bunch of cool shit)
Like a high end luxury sportscar (cool)
Or a lego version of the deathstar (shit)
Your love is not quite enough (not enough)
I need some expensive cool shit too
Show me that you care (show me that you care)
By giving me a pet bear and a saddle

I think I know my value, I'm not here to barter
But my love is worth at least your love plus a diamond katana
And a jetpack (cool) or a PS5
And one of those things they use to keep people alive
With electricity, it's gonna come to me
The fuckn' paddle thing
Defibrillator
Quit saying it, I know you love me
But your love is not a dog riding a jetski
Oh shit, can you picture that
A dog riding a jetski with a backwards flat cap
I'm not saying it's safe, I'm saying it's cool
(How cool?) Really really really really cool
Cool x Really to the power of 4
Safe me in a dinghy with one oar
Tryna chase down the gift of love that you gave me
Before it runs over a familyaaa
Love is good, commitment's great
I wanna hold your hand morning 'till late
But you can see I'm not complete
Unless I'm going home to a dog on a jetski

Your love is not enough (it's not enough)
I'd like some cool shit too (gimme bunch of cool shit)
Like a gun that shoots out a laser (cool)
Or a block of ice and a chainsaw (Fuck Yeh)
Your love is not quite enough (not enough)
I want some stupid cool shit too
Cool shit represents your love for me
Unless I have some sort of epiphany

(Epiphany) How could I talk this way about you?
After all the things that we've been through
Of course I know that you love me
There's no need to show me
My priorities have been so wrong
And I only realise halfway through this song
What I want, no, not what I want
It's what I need

Your love is not enough (still not enough)
I'd like some cool shit, that's it
I wanna dinosaur that is remote control
And a bidet that's made out of solid gold
Your love is not quite enough (not enough)
I need some cool shit, period
We can still be friends, especially if you
Give me the giant piano from 'Big' the movie

A robot butler shaped like Mr. T
With a black belt in the 9th degree
Who took an online course to be an actuary
And is programmed not to not drink my pee
Maybe not for me, but let's agree
That the rest of this stuff is pretty sweet
I've elaborately set up this rhyming scheme
The least you can do is give me dog on a jetski
Won't you please believe me
It's all that I need

Your love's not quite enough (it's not enough)
I'd like some cool shit (I need that cool shit baby)
If you like how my key-change tasted
Gimme that, that cool shit baby