Quarantine (Freeverse)

I been going crazy
Locked up in my room
Netflix gon' save me
Quarantine my house
Ain't risking my safety
Isolated from the world
But, shit, maybe
We all gone a little crazy
Crazy, yeah

No disrespect to my fans
But no I am not tryna shake your hand
If you wanna see me, see me on the 'Gram
Going on live, eating from a can
Watching reruns, Sopranos seasons
Would do it anyway, now I got a reason
But honestly, I promise that
When it's all done
I'll see y'all then, in 2021
Eh, maybe '22
Shit, watchu gonna do?
Feeling like an animal living in a zoo
My friends text me, I'm like, "Don't come through"
Yeah, I'm living like a loser
Only hang with my producer
Maneuver outta the way of any commuter
Fuck taking Uber, I even updated
The virus protection programs up on my computer
I already told my lady if we doing it
We'll be using hand sani for a lubricant
I'm fucking losing it
"How could you make a joke about a damn pandemic, Chris?"
Pft, have a sense of humor, bitch
I'm just tryna lighten the mood
Yo, I ain't tryna be rude
I'm not the motherfucker writing the news
I'm that guy up at the grocery who's buying the food
And filling up his fucking cabinet, entirely soup
I'm the class clown, only with some gloves and a mask, now
Ain't no joints here getting passed round
Limit the threat, gimme a test, gimme a pat-down
Stuck in a house with my roommate Pat now
JP pull up with Purell
Hope he's not sick, but shit, we can't tell
So we staying at a social distance
It's really not hard when your whole existence
Is either on tour or I'm home alone or on the phone
I mean, honestly, I've been known to go
Mad days in a row, no human contact
Netflix chilling in my room, I'm on that
And that was all before an epidemic
It's still the same shit just with more disinfectant
Not to be malicious or unsympathetic
But all jokes aside, I just hope I don't get it

I been going crazy
Locked up in my room
Netflix gon' save me
Quarantine my house
Ain't risking my safety
Isolated from the world
But, shit, maybe
We all gone a little crazy
Crazy, yeah

Yeah, Webby
Until further notice
Stay the fuck away from me man!
And wash those fucking hands
Yeah
JP, cut that shit, man