Redneck Romeo

(album: Notorious - 1994)

He wears Old Spice, he got fuzzy dice
Hanging from the rearview mirror of his 4 wheel drive
Yeah he's GQ, and he can do more
With cheap polyester than Calvin Klein
He drinks false staff, he got 27 ballcaps
He wears a different one every night
He'll tell you he's a lover
When he ain't picking a fight

He's a redneck romeo
He thinks he's Elvis in a picture show
Silver chains but a heart of gold
Lord you got to love his style
A classic country Cassanova
Thinks all the girls are crazy over him
Everywhere that neon glows
You'll find a redneck romeo

He's got a hundred keys hanging off his jeans
He knows they fit something but he don't know what
He's no cheap date, spend his whole paycheck
Buying drinks and playing that jukebox
Out on the floor he ain't no square
He's a romancing slow dancing Fred Astaire
Dab of grill cream in his hair
Ladies stand in line

He's a redneck romeo
He thinks he's Elvis in a picture show
Silver chains but a heart of gold
Lord you got to love his style
A classic country Cassanova
Thinks all the girls are crazy over him
Everywhere that neon glows
You'll find a redneck romeo

He's in a class all by himself
Thinks there ain't nobody else like him
But everywhere that neon glows
You'll find a redneck romeo
Yeah he's a redneck romeo...

Ah I like that blue-font look
How did ya get it to stand that high?