80 In The Friend Zone

(album: I Hope You're Well In These Crazy Times - 2022)

They say you're beautiful
You know I hardly noticed
Yeah, it's the weirdest thing
Don't see that stuff, I just see you
What planet are you from?
I see into your spaceship
I got green skin too
Greetings my friend, I just see you

So glad that you came
Finally someone normal
'Cause I'm running low on game
Let's skip all the formal lines
And talk about nothing for a while
So glad that you came
Nothing to do but just see you

We're never gonna do the deed
I know you don't mean to be mean
It'll be what it's gonna be
Get over it eventually
Do you think we'll go to the same old folks home?
Be real, you'll beat me at bingo
Going 80 in the friend zone
Some things I guess I'll never know

So glad that you came
Finally someone normal
'Cause I'm running low on game
Let's skip all the formal lines
And talk about nothing for a while
So glad that you came
Nothing to do but just see you

Nothing to do but just see you
And talk about nothing for a while
So glad that you came
Nothing to do but just see you