Upenn Girls

I'm a Ivy League boy with state school flavor
Little hungover, man I gotta write a paper
I party all the time, add a credit to my major
Graduate now? Nah, I'll graduate later
Haters tryna tell your boy get a crew
Cause my fake ID says that I'm 32
True, I go to penn, you think that penn state's wilder?
Take you to Van Pelt, then become Van Wilder
I'm a tryna smart guy Tahj Lowry
So we remix and visit Pottruck Alley
How we get some girls, but if they ain't feeling you
We'll have to get my dude to call some girls up from PhillyU
Ooh, I'm telling you, it ain't all fucks
I'm eating pizza and sushi thanks to open rush
So I'm grabbing that free shit and bolting
I don't want no bromance brody, I'm out of here homie

See they all love the haters, the girls up in theta cause
They ain't nothing but a upenn girl
See I got mad hell when I enter Tri delt, oh well
They ain't nothing but a upenn girl
They testing STDs, I'm up in SDT like
They ain't nothing but a upenn girl
Damn, shawty nothing but a upenn girl, damn
Damn, shawty nothing like a upenn girl

Yeah yeah, and I don't know if y'all can understand me
So I told em I was recruiting for Morgan Stanley
Or JP Morgan, hold on I'm getting fancy
She thinks I be funny, Douglas Yancy
I'll be her skeeter valentine, it don't matter
Be with a Greek lady while she eating gyro platter
Anyway her big's ass a whole lot fatter
But if you think she's bad, then her little's way badder
Girl is a freshman and she loves to French kiss
So she signs me into the quad, feeling blessed kid
And when she undresses it's kinda like devestion
I guess I'm messing with an underage freshman
Get blasted, wake up, and send a nice text
Then go back to my bed just to get some real rest
Yes this is my story, oh I really suggest
You get down with Hoodie Allen baby, we be the best

And we never can have it, the girls up in tabard but
They ain't nothing but a upenn girl
AChiO, mad fly hoes but yo
They ain't nothing but a upenn girl
They after me, they chillin alpha phi like
They ain't nothing but a upenn girl
Damn shawty nothing but a upenn girl, damn
Damn shawty nothing like a upenn girl

Aw man, I don't know if this track's gonna get me in trouble, or if it's gonna lead me to get some Lee Rubinstein type ass
You know witz, maybe with this shit you can get on my level motherfucker
Yeah, I mean I think that's pretty much impossible 'cause I don't have threesomes with freshman girls like every single weekend...
Yet!