Glittering Zero

(album: Peter Allen - 1971)

You're dancing in the rainbows of the jukebox shining light
You got too high on purpose, just to keep the boys uptight
You move like chocolate pudding
Everybody's hearts delight
But

You're just a Glittering Zero, and I ain't gonna be your hero
You're just a Glittering Zero
And you ain't gonna last the night

Dizzy, frizzy hairdo, lots of silver on your eyes
The way you move you'd think you'd taste like tapioca pies
But if you'd let them close enough, they'd get a big surprise
'Cause

You're just a Glittering Zero, and I ain't gonna be your hero
You're just a Glittering Zero
In a feminine disguise

You always wear a wristwatch but you never have the time
And if I were to call you up I'd surely waste my dime
There's really nothing on your mind but ooh
I said

You sure do know the steps of every dance there is to do
I never saw a bunch of grapes look half as ripe as you
I wouldn't want to live there, but I sure enjoy the view
'Cause

You're just a Glittering Zero, and I ain't gonna be your hero
You're just a Glittering Zero
And I'm

Just passing
I'm passing
Just passing
I'm passing through