Debbie

(album: You Can't Do That On Vinyl - 1998)

Debbie's got a boyfriend and they go to different schools
He's in a band, and she's all black, they think that they're all cool
He sees her every weekend and she calls him every night
They sit and watch TV all day, they fuck and then they fight

It's so ridiculous, whoa
Why does he stick around?
It's so ridiculous, whoa
If there's one thing that I found, whoa

Every girl needs something, beautiful or bland
Every girl needs someone who might want to hold her hand
Some girls could be popular, some [?] rich
Everybody's something but Debbie's just a bitch

She says "Hey, John, where was he so many nights ago?"
I'm like "What am I? His mother? Fuck you, I don't know"
Debbie says she loves him and one day he will propose
Debbie says "I'll suck your dick" and that's all he needs to know

It's so ridiculous, whoa
Why does he stick around?
It's so ridiculous, whoa
If there's one thing that I found, whoa

Every girl needs something, hideous or cute
Some girls are romantics, too much more they can kill
Some girls could be popular, some [?] rich
Everybody's something but Debbie's just a bitch

Debbie's just a bitch
Debbie's just a bitch
Debbie's just a bitch
Debbie's just a whoa

Everybody's something, beautiful or bland
Some girls are just what you wanna hold out to your hand
Some girls could be popular, some [?] rich
Everybody's something but Debbie's just a bitch