Turning Gay

(album: Beating A Dead Horse To Death... Again - 2008)

Sometimes life can get you down
Sometimes it's hard to pick yourself off the ground
Sometimes mountains crumble down around you
And you feel there's nothing you can do
When your skies turn gray
It kinda turns me gay

Hoh yeah
It fucking turns me gay
Kinda queer
Fucking turns me gay
Oh, fuck yeah
Oh, gay
Today
Ah

I mean, gay
Sometimes life gets you down
You gotta fucking pick yourself up by your bootstraps
Yeah when it looks like all hope is lost
There is a cost that you must pay
Fuck yeah

And then it turns you gay
Oh yeah
It fucking turns you gay
Pretty gay

Sometimes it tears your fucking asshole apart
You can barely fart
Sometimes the only thing that can help you
Is when the fucking gerbil pushes his little hairs
And tickles that little
Fuck yeah
Somebody find me a fucking funnel and a gerbil
I think I'm turning gay

Oh
Oh yeah

Buck n' five