Hank Steel The Real Queer Cowboy

(album: Beating A Dead Horse To Death... Again - 2008)

This is Hank!

I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy
The gerbil loving where-when-and-how-boy
I'll grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy
Stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili
I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy

What's my hot dog without your buns?
Out here on the range we're having fun
My boyfriend's here and I'm singing him my ballad
Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his fucking salad
I'm Hank Steel the real qu...

Todd Smith begins laughing too hard to sing; the rest of the band laughs and talks before they try to finish the song

I'm Hank

More laughter from the band

I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy
The gerbil loving where-when-and-how-boy
I'll grab your buttcheeks

More laughter

What's my hot dog without your buns?
Out here on the range we're having fun
My boyfriend's here and I'm singing him my ballad
Then I'll bend his ass over and toss his fucking salad
I'm Hank Steel the real queer cowboy

It takes a real man
To fuck another man
My mating call is [fart noise], understand?