Keisha's House Skit

(album: The Pretty Toney Album - 2004)

[Intro: "Keisha" ("Barbara") {Ghostface Killah}]
Boy get your lazy ass up
So you can go to store and get some flower
And some vegetable oil so I can fry some god damn
chicken (uh-huh) {alright}
And don't forget to get the cards so I can whoop y'all
ass in some spades
(Tell 'em girl) And if they ain't got it at that store
Get it at the 99 cent store, nigga

[Ghostface Killah]
Yo, yo, yo, we on the steps with a six pack of Beck's
Four dutches, Osh Kosh jumpers, '86 viles, mustard {yeah}
A summer night, light drizzle type
Waiting for the Mike fight to come on, son, 'pose to been on
I keep running to the bathroom, shitting {where the tissue at?}
I'm blowing up Keisha bathroom, everybody bitching (god damn, nigga)
Ghost need his colon clensed
Counting up g-stacks, eating Ken' Fried Chicken
Who wanna play spades? Word to rap, I'm giving y'all a whipping
Guzzled a couple, now, I'm seeing double
Rubbing my girl leg, looking at Barbara, her sister got a nice bubble
I used to fuck her while she was seated by Bags from Brooklyn
He drove a Jag', she cut me off when she turned Muslim
I need some pussy though, that kind that be gushy though
That warm platinum pussy, with a dynamic pussy hole
I gotta fuck something, if not, I'mma fuck my girl
That's what's up, fuck the fight, yo, baby, let's peel..