ogres like me

(album: dummy parade - 2016)

I don't wanna work on this demo
I don't wanna sing a voice memo
I don't want to write a song
Or make any art at all

I need a bowl of Special K
And dumb shows and a frozen entree
And right swipes till my fingers bleed
Collect a bunch of numbers and meet up with nobody

Perfecto like prosecco wine
I wanna die but not tonight
In general just all the time
I think this silence is a sign

I tend to idealize and
Real eyes realize real lies
I want a new reality
Where boys like you talk to ogres like me

I wish I was a cool babe
I wish that I never shaved
And wore a choker every day
I wish I never wore a bra
And pissed off businessmen running late

But I'm shy and a bitch
Simultaneous, regardless
All my memes are either two years late
Or way too fucking weird for everybody that I see every day

But I'm too fat for frat parties
And I'm too cute to browse /b/
And I stick out a sore-thumb normie
But it's way too clear that the internet raised me

And I don't wanna talk at all
I just wanna play into a shitty DAW
And make a new reality
Where boys like you will talk to ogres like me

At least non-seriously I'll make a new reality
Where boys like you talk to ogres like me