Show You My Nine

(album: Mike Balls Boutique - 2023)

Now I'm Mike Balls and it's about time
To show you what I mean with my nine
To show you what I mean with my nine
Let me just bust this rhyme

Okay clart a story all about me
The mother fucking gangsta Mikey B
Been in this game since the beginning
I'm always on the green and I'm always winning
Now I'm old school like a Filofax
When I'm not being safe I needs to relax
I'm like Dustin Johnson hitting the green
In more than one way if you knows what I mean
Like a Jedi you can feel the force
Of my super strong Kush grown on a golf course
Went to cash Generators got all the gear
Payed it on finance over a year
Sell ounces and bars from my golf cart
Gimme a nod I'll sort you out clart
By the time I've got to the ninth tee
I've usually sold about half a key innit

Now I'm Mike Balls and it's about time
To show you what I mean with my nine
To show you what I mean with my nine
Let me just bust this rhyme

Here's one thing you might not know
When it comes to the green Mike's a pro
He has a bacon sandwich before his round
And if you don't let him win you won't be found
He likes the clothes and the relaxed pace
It's a nice walk it's not a race
He's Mike Balls that's his name
And he'll meet you outside if you wants a game
He put the golf ball in the hole
And at home he plays golf on his games console
An illegal drop in the pro shop
His name's Mike Balls and he's selling his crop
Goes up Celtic Manor to play the Ryder Cup
He's just taken three ekies and he's just coming up
His long games good but his short game's better
Wearing a tracksuit with a Pringle sweater

Mike Balls Ballsy
Do you remember Jimmy Tarbuck's quiz Full Swing
Only lasted one series bag of shit
But his daughter's alright

Now I'm Mike Balls and it's about time
To show you what I mean with my nine
To show you what I mean with my nine
Let me just bust this rhyme

I combined some of my favourite things
Smoking weed selling weed and hitting things
I smoke weed and play golf just for fun
I'll have a bong if I get a hole in one
My golf cart's wicked it's got bass bins
And if you plays against me make sure I wins
Like Carl Weathers In Happy Gilmore
But I've got two hands and I smokes the draw
I've got all the gear I've got all the clothes
And I'm almost as good as Justin Rose
Business men captains of industry
I've got them all smoking bifters by the third tee
I use to practice golf in my back yard
And if you mess with me I would mark your card
'Cause you can use golf clubs for more than one thing
And if you don't pay up I'll show you my swing

Now I'm Mike Balls and it's about time
To show you what I mean with my nine
To show you what I mean with my nine
Let me just bust this rhyme