Town Hall Debate

(album: Election 2012 Songified - 2012)

Welcome to the town hall debate
Where ordinary people talk to the candidates

The ladies tell me they like a man with insurance
So how do I get some without paying a billion dollars for it
Tell me, who's gonna work it out, baby
Who's gonna work it out?

This is not just a health issue
It's an economic issue
This is money out of that family's pocket

If Obamacare is implemented fully
It'll be another 2500 on top
You've seen health insurance premiums, gone up
Incomes go down

I said that we would make sure that insurance companies
Can't jerk you around

(What you gonna do?)
We should make sure that our legal system works

(Oh, what you gonna do?)
Go after gang bangers
We're gonna get it done
In a second term
(Oh, what you gonna do?)
Take the money we've been spending on war

More drilling

Double our exports
(Who's gonna work it out, baby, who's gonna work it out?)

Since I got out of college, I've been living in my mom's basement
How are you gonna get me a job before she goes totally apestuff?
Who's gonna work it out, baby
Who's gonna work it out?

I want you to be able to get a job
I know what it takes
To make America the most attractive place
That's why I wanna bring down the tax rates

Low-skill jobs are not gonna come back
I want jobs with a high wage
If we're adding to our deficits for tax cuts
We will lose that race

Just because I am a lady
My salary's a little bit less
How can every woman get equal pay?
And please stop looking at my breasts

I had the chance to pull together a cabinet
I brought us binders full of women
My chief of staff said
"I need to be making dinner for my kids"
So we said fine

My grandmother worked her way up to become
Vice president of a local bank, but she hit the glass ceiling
Now I've got two daughters and I wanna make the same opportunities
That anybody's sons have

(What you gonna do?)
We should make sure that our legal system works

(Oh, what you gonna do?)
Go after gang bangers
We're gonna get it done
In a second term
(Oh, what you gonna do?)
Take the money we've been spending on war

More drilling

Double our exports
(Who's gonna work it out, baby, who's gonna work it out?)

From the governor, we haven't heard any specifics beyond Big Bird

That's completely false

Not true

Absolutely true

Just isn't true

Woo