The 23 Things That Rhyme With Darby Crash

(album: Shave The Planet - 2006)

Went to a movie called The Decline
There were more pigs then people in line
We sold some lodes to get up the cash
Who was the star Darby Crash

His style was brash
When hooked on smack you'll sing like trash
Record labels steal all the cash
Just sign here your owned by Slash

Don ran the board at the Cathey De Grande
Tuesday nights we're sorta outta hand
10 black beauty's not much to ask
He preferred to be referred as Mr. Crash

His style was brash
When hooked on smack you'll sing like trash
Record labels steal all the cash
Just sign here your owned by Slash

Not many things rhyme with Crash
Let's burn a flag and clean up the ash
Your new hero Johnny Cash
That good old boy hes been outclassed

His style was brash
When hooked on smack you'll sing like trash
Record labels steal all the cash
Just sign here your owned by Slash

Australian they take out the garky
That's something that rhymes with Darby
Lets beg for change and eat at Arby's
Two beef and cheddar for my friend Darby Crash