Sorry Barbie

(album: Algorhythm - 2022)

S-s-s-sorry Barbie, toys will be toys
Ken's at the party kissing on boys
G-g-g-girls are cute, but guys are funner
Calling all dudes, it's a hot boy summer

I was minding my biz' cruising in my pink jeep
When I saw your man's eyes was glued all over me
I wasn't shocked 'cause I'm hot and your man would agree
But OMG I was geeked when he started to speak, he said
"Boy, that booty, it's outta control"
Then I said, "Work, thanks, cutie, but I already know"
Then he said, "I don't know what my Barbie gon' do"
So I said, "Gimme that phone, let me give her the news"

S-s-s-sorry Barbie, toys will be toys
Ken's at the party kissing on boys
G-g-g-girls are cute, but guys are funner
Calling all dudes, it's a hot boy summer

I was chilling by the pool with your fine ass ex
We official, my initials tatted all over his neck
Doing math, two calves, six abs, two pecs
I had barely got to ten when miss Barbie sent a text
She said, "Hi, it's Barbie, this really really sucks"
I said, "Yup, I'm finna tear his lil' plastic ass up"
She said, "OMG Todrick, why you do me like that?"
I said, "Now that he had the chocolate, he ain't never going back"

S-s-s-sorry Barbie, toys will be toys
Ken's at the party kissing on boys
G-g-g-girls are cute, but guys are funner
Calling all dudes, it's a hot boy summer
(So c'mon)

S-s-s-sorry Barbie, your honey was a hottie
I think he like to party
Now he up on my body
(Woo) I stole your boyfriend
(Woo) I stole your Ken
(Woo) I stole your boyfriend
(Woo) and I'll do it again

I threw a dollhouse party up in Barbelie Hills
That bitch Barbie crashed my party like she paying my bills
She said, "Is that my ex Ken? OMG, bitch, I'm dead"
Yeah, he was dancing in a crop top
I popped up and said
"Shut the fuck up, Barbie! You're skinny, you're blonde"
"You're gonna find another man to mack on"
"Or maybe a girl she can rock your Barbie world"
She said, "Bitch, that's a good idea"
I clutched my pearls, she said
"Sorry, Ken, keep your boyfriend, boys are out, I'm giving girls a spin"
"Enough of these men tryna steal my thunder"
"As long as love wins it's a hot gay summer"

S-s-s-sorry Barbie, your honey was a hottie
I think he like to party
Now he up on my body
(Woo) I stole your boyfriend
(Woo) I stole your Ken
(Woo) I stole your boyfriend
(Woo) and that's the end