White Collar Crime

(album: Music Made For Humans (With Robots Trained By Monkeys) - 2014)

I told the boss I could only work part time
Just a job 'till I hit my gold mine
I got a thing in the works that's gonna be big in Japan

I got a lot of people knocking on my door
But if you want I'll let you in on the ground flood
But there's a confidentiality agreement that I need you to sign

Someday, I'll be, on the inside looking out
Rolling, fortune five
When I'm rich, getting hot chicks
I'll write blank checks every time
For my white collar crimes

My company's been incorporated
I inked the deal, it's signed and dated
I got some perks in the works but the job is hard to define

I got my M&P and I.P.O. in R&D
Ain't not competition, I'm the whole entire industry
There's an offer on the table for you but you have a limited time

Someday, I'll be, on the inside looking out
Rolling, fortune five
When I'm rich, getting hot chicks
I'll write blank checks every time
For my white collar crimes

After what you've heard if you're not impressed
You can come by my Hollywood address
We're on the bleeding edge of our technology
And your investment is a guarantee

Someday, I'll be, on the inside looking out
Rolling, fortune five
When I'm rich, getting hot chicks
I'll write blank checks every time
For my white collar crimes