I Could Always Eat Your Brain

(album: Uke Puke - 2021)

Remember when we used to get Chinese
Oh would you please just hear me out
For a moment before I eat my tongue, it all goes wrong
I know it wasn't your fault when your bowling ball smashed into my head
Cause accidents, they happen and I'm still alive though I should be dead

I come to you tonight not to scare you or to give you fright
But to make sure that we're still an item, and possibly spend the night
The half-shirt you were sleeping in gives me a feeling deep within
I've just come up from the ground if we fooled around would it be sin?

But wait, you know it almost seems that you're not happy to see me
My love has brought me back to you so please tell me that you've been true
It seems like I've been gone so long
My dear my love for you is strong
Death can't keep me away from you
In your hands, my heart belongs

And I can see that you don't see the sparkle on my face
And I notice that you don't notice that my heart is still in place
So you're upset and you're crying and you're walking out the door
And I find that you don't like me anymore

Sweetheart, I'm home. I've come back to you
Holy shit, baby, I thought you were dead!
I am!

Now days have passed and so am I, no matter how I try and try
I just can't seem to win you back, maybe it's because the lack of hair
It's been falling out, I just can't get rid of this smell
No more hours of making out, why couldn't I've just have gone to Hell?

Sex used to be so good and so was hanging out
But, now you're obviously sickened by me and I'm starting to doubt your love is true
Even though I'm dead I've missed you every day
But my skin is rotting off my body I'm starting to decay

And I can see that you don't see the sparkle on my face
And I notice that you don't notice that my heart is still in place
So you're upset and you're crying and you're walking out the door
And I find that you don't like me anymore

Baby, I've come back for you
No, no, get away from me
I missed you!
You're disgusting
Just give me a kiss
Get away!
Give me a kiss
Get the fuck away!
You bitch, give me a kiss, I said

I'm giving you just one more chance to change your mind and take this dance
I wanna be your dead love-slave, that's why I've risen from the grave
So take me as I am, but if you don't I understand
But know this hasn't been in vain
'cause I could always eat your brain

I could always eat your brain!

I could always eat your brain!
(You could always eat my brain!)
I could always eat your brain!
(You could always eat my brain!)

I could always eat your brain!