Found You On The Internet

(album: Too Broke For Therapy - 2022)

I found you on the Internet
Thought I was kinda into it
Got caught up in the influence
What the hell'd I do that for?
Buy me some drinks and think you can
Get VIP inside my bed
Spend your money, I could care less
This shit's so transactional

You wanna, fuck me on the first night
What you think that I'm gonna, stay up 'til the sunrise?
With someone that I already know that I don't like
So you can go
Get off in the bathroom
Whatever you have to
Imma get a man not a child

Little boy, little boy throw your tantrum
I know that your momma told you you're handsome
I went right shoulda swiped you left
Wish I never found you on the internet
Little bitch looking for a bit of attention
Little dick energy fits your aesthetic
I guess that's what I get
Wish I never found you on the internet
Wish I never found you on the
Wish I never found you on the
Wish I never found you on the
Internet-net-net
Internet-net-net

Oh my god, I wish your friends could hear just how dumb
That you sound begging me to give you what you think you need

You wanna, fuck me on the first night
What you think that I'm gonna, stay up 'til the sunrise?
With someone that I already know that I don't like
So you can go
Get off in the bathroom
Whatever you have to
Imma get a man not a child

Little boy, little boy throw your tantrum
I know that your momma told you you're handsome
I went right shoulda swiped you left
Wish I never found you on the internet
Little bitch looking for a bit of attention
Little dick energy fits your aesthetic
I guess that's what I get
Wish I never found you on the internet
Wish I never found you on the
Wish I never found you on the
Wish I never found you on the
Internet-net-net
Internet-net-net
Wish I never found you on the
Wish I never found you on the
Wish I never found you on the
Internet-net-net
Internet-net-net