Friend Like Me

Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherezad-ie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeves
You got a brand of magic never fails
You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say

Shoel Ackbar Mister Aladdin
What will your pleasure be?
C'mon let me take your order
Jot it down no
You ain't never
You ain't never
You ain't never had a friend like me

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre d'
Aladdin NO, you never had a friend
C'mon whisper what you want
You never had a friend like may

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss
The king, the shah
Say what you wizzle
It's yours, true dizzle and have
More Baklava

Have some of column A
Try all of column B
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me

Can your friends go...
Destroy Esmerelda
And let her taste the fires of hell
Or else let her be mine and mine alone

Can your friends go
So what can I say except You're Welcome
I'm just an ordinary Demiguy!
Can your friends go
O Mio Babbino Caro

Can your friends go
Go poof
Well, look here
Can your friends go, Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make it disappear just like a panda?

Don't sit there slack-jawed, buggy-eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
Bona fide
You got a genie for your chargé d'affaires
I got a powerful urge to help you out
Quiero Ayudarte

So what-cha wanna wish?
I really wanna know
Got a list three miles long
You just gotta rub the lamp master
Genie genie genie cant you see?
Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob

You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
Ska ska ska ska ska, ska ska ska ska ska
You ain't
Never
Had a ...COOKIE?
Friend like
Meeeeee

You ain't never had a friend like me, hah!