Cute In A Suit (Skit)

(album: No Shame - 2017)

[*Phone rings*]

[Hopsin:] What do you want?

[Alyce:] Where are you?

[Hopsin:] I'm leaving this damn courthouse walking back to my hotel. What do you want?

[Alyce:] Well, you look really cute in your suit

[Hopsin:]
Man, what the fuck you talking about I look cute in this suit? I'm only wearing this goddamn suit because you put me through all this court bullshit man. You think this is some type of fucking game?

[Alyce:]
Look, I honestly didn't know they were gonna do this. I thought they were just gonna write you up

[Hopsin:]
Write me up? What the fuck is this, middle school? You're a fucking white girl telling the police a black man beat you in the fucking hotel room. You're fucking with my life. You know damn well I didn't hurt you

[Alyce:]
Well I was scared and you were holding me hostage and I didn't know if you were gonna kill me and my baby

[Hopsin:]
What?! Kill the baby? Holding you hostage? What the fuck are you talking about? Who do you think I am? You think I'm a terrorist? How did you not think this through? They gon kick my black ass out of Australia right when you're about to have this goddamn baby. How am I supposed to raise this kid with you?

[Alyce:]
Why are you blaming me? My dad's the one that made me go to the police. It's not my fault

[Hopsin:]
It is your fault! Why the fuck you telling your parents all our goddamn business, you know they don't like me. God

[Alyce:] Well, I see you followed a new girl on Instagram. Who is she?

[Hopsin:] Wow! Are you bringing that... oh my... man, fuck you!