Friend Request

(album: Flip The Rat - 2019)

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
You have a friend request
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Friend request

Ha ha ha heh!
Hey! Balloon anybody? Free hugs and handshakes
'Cause I'm sweeter than chocolate pancakes
I'm Choppy the Clown, looking for friends
Packing full of gummy bears and a dirty syringe
I'm a bit of a fibber, a play pretender
I'm supposed to say that I'm a sex offender. Heh ha!
But I'm innocent, it's true, I've fled
But between me and you, she was a doo-doo head
Now I'm set. How about you? Where is your home?
When will you be there alone? I'll creep over!
Sleep over, dude. We should!
We'll play Twister nude in the woods. I'll bring Twinkies!
Oh yeah, Stinky, my puppy – I'm right behind him
Hey, wanna help me find him? Hop in! Heh ha!
We can have ice cream with Reddi-wip topping
And you can scream when I'm chopping!

F to the R I E N D
R E Q U E S T
We're best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request. Add me!
Do you want a friend? I'm right here
We're best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request. Add me!

Hi, I'm Sam? I'm looking for somebody to watch scary movies on Netflix?

Hello! I'm Fingers the Clown with a friend request
Father of the year in a pink vest
That step dad that gladly behaves the best
'Til I graze your breast! (On purpose?) Yes!
I like kissing you a lot, and I'll slap your butt
And I'll slap your friend's butt! (What the?) What?
You better know I'm not the one you can trust, son
I'm not nuts, I'm trying to bust some
That does it, missy. See my in my man cave!
Right now, it's you in my man cave!
Some things are better took to the grave
Like when I taught you how to shave down there
Remember, I was just dating your mom
And that was the fucking bomb, well that exploded
And our friendship's corroded to Hell, bye!
Like I told you, death if you tell why

F to the R I E N D
R E Q U E S T
We're best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request. Add me!
Do you want a friend? I'm right here
We're best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request. Add me!

Hi, it's Pat here. If you like milkshakes, give me a call!

Everybody has friend requests, but who's all in disguise?
Who's really out to hurt you? Look deep behind those eyes
Who's real? Who's fake? Who's a snake? Who'll use you as prey?
We share this land with demons and devils, deceptive in every way
Who's camouflaged in a world of lies to devise your demise?
Who's waiting for opportunity to bite you and spite? (Surprise!)
So go make some friends, choose who you hang with, people you met
But one day, it just might be they fangs sunk deep in your neck

Fine lady!
What up? I'm requesting your friendship
Let me buy you a drink to sip!
I'm fresh out! (Oh what?) of uh... Law school!
I graduated and shit! (Ah, cool)
First just dust, then came trust
Then the lust came 'til I came, nuts bust
I'm the kind I bring home to your mudda!
And in the trunk I shut her! Nah!
Say, babe, who's that guy?
Oh it's just a friend? Okay, bye! gun shot
Damn, babe, so sorry about him
We'll carry on without him. Where's dinner?
I told you, when I come home late, I want a hot plate
Or get socked in the face like last time
And I guarantee spousal abuse quick
Every time you refuse, bitch!

F to the R I E N D
R E Q U E S T
We're best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request. Add me!
Do you want a friend? I'm right here
We're best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request. Add me!
F to the R I E N D
R E Q U E S T
We're best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request. Add me!
Do you want a friend? I'm right here
We're best friends like friends should be
I sent you a friend request. Add me!