Rode Hard And Put Up Wet

Well I feel like I been rode hard
And put up wet
Lord knows last night was a night
I'll never forget
I can't remember what happened
But it must have been the best one yet
I feel like I been rode hard
And put up wet

I can honky tonk in Nashville
All night long
I heard John, Rock, Kris and Willie
They were singing this song
There was Johnny Rodriguez
David Allan Coe
There was a swarm of songs, doing time
On the music floor

Well I feel like I been rode hard
And put up wet
Lord knows last night was a night
I'll never forget
I can't remember what happened
But it must have been the best one yet
Well I feel like I been rode hard
And put up wet

Getting home last night
I had to fight my way back home
And saint-man Santa
Heard the ringing of the telephone
And then sixteen hours later
I just left the damn thing alone
'Cause who loves his company
As the night moves on

Well I feel like I been rode hard
And put up wet
Lord knows last night was a night
I'll never forget
I can't remember what happened
But it must have been the best one yet
Well I feel like I been rode hard
And put up wet

Well I went next door
Wound up in front of my uncle Ben
There was Matthew, Billy, Josh
The whole gang was smashed
Well Robert had a jug of moonshine
From Caroline
Well I thought I was dead
But they said, "Let's sing one more line"