I Ain't Gonna Give Nobody None Of My Jellyroll

(album: Two Of A Kind - 1961)

[Johnny:]
I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll...

[Bobby:]
How 'bout your short'ning bread?

[Johnny:]
Oh, I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul...

[Bobby:]
I guess that's what you said.

[Johnny:]
My ma told me today
When she went away...

[Bobby:]
To buy groceries.

[Johnny:]
To be a good boy
She'd give me a toy
'cause I'm my mama's
Pride and joy.

There ain't no use of anyone to keep a hanging 'round...

[Bobby:]
Maybe I'm waiting' on your ma.

[Johnny:]
You don't know my ma
She'd really put you down...

[Bobby:]
Put me down?

[Johnny:]
Ma's baking up a storm
And her oven is still warm.
I know you want it
But you can't have it
And I ain't gonna give you none.

[Bobby:]
You dirty boy!

I ain't gonna give nobody none of my jellyroll...

[Johnny:]
Oh... such a stingy chap!

[Bobby:]
I wouldn't give you a piece a pie to save your soul...

[Johnny:]
How 'bout a zuzu snap?

[Bobby:]
Her cherry pie is fine
Her layer cake divine.
But I'm telling you twice
You can't get a slice
Unless you're extra special nice.

Now, there ain't no use of you to just keep a hanging 'round...

[Johnny:]
Oh... pretty please!

[Bobby:]
I love you but I hate to put you down
Yeah... my jellyroll is sweet...

[Johnny:]
That it is!

[Bobby:]
It sure is hard to beat
Well, I know they want it...

[Johnny:]
But, they can't have it...

[Both:]
Whoa, Miss Nelly, I need my jellyroll!

[Johnny:]
Dibs on the dishpan.

[Bobby:]
I got seconds.