Angry Birds Rap

(album: Want It All - 2015)

Yeah!
It's your boy, Red
Word up to my cocks in the henhouse
It's about time we put these swine in their place
Uh, uh, uh

[Red:]
Little piggy, little piggy
Let me come in

[Pig:]
Not by the hair on my chinny-chin-chin
I got an appetite and I'm coming for your eggs

[Red:]
How you gonna take 'em if you don't have any legs?

[Matilda:]
Airstrike inbound, got the piggies shaking

[Bomb:]
Anybody else like the smell of fresh bacon?

[Red:]
Birds of a feather flock together

[Blues:]
Two heads are good, but three are better

[Red:]
There is nothing that can hold us back
We're tearing down your walls, wood, stone and glass
Who built your house? Cuz it's useless, bro
You pigs should be on a Home Improvement show
Hey Terence!

[Terence:]
What?

[Red:]
Do the bulldozer
Flatten these hogs like a pork steamroller

[Terence:]
My turn to fly, now the game's over
Piggies ain't safe cuz I don't eat Kosher

Angry is what you made me
But when you mess with my nest, can you blame me?
Cuz I got more rage than a case of rabies
That's the reason everybody wants to play me
Piggies hate me when I get angry
I take 'em to the slaughterhouse on the daily
Like it was my job, someone oughtta pay me
Now you know what happens when you make me angry

[Chuck:]
It won't be my eggs you have for lunch

[Red:]
Trust him on that, because he packs a punch

[Chuck:]
Beware me, I'm a very scary canary
The bird you call on when you need a Hail Mary
I make a big impact, doubling the rubble

[Red:]
Chuck's got feathers you don't wanna ruffle

[Stella:]
I'm the kind of birdy who stays away from trouble
But if trouble troubles me, I'm putting trouble in a bubble

[Bubble:]
Somebody say my name?
I came to grab a snack

[Red:]
You just ate dinner, shouldn't you be cutting back?

[Bubble:]
Well, I can't help my metabolism's fast
Besides, sometimes it pays to be fat

[Hal:]
Hal's in the house, so nobody fear
I'll boomerang around 'em, then I'll pound 'em in the rear

[Red:]
I'm sick of these pigs like I got swine flu

[Bomb:]
Time to wipe 'em out, someone light my fuse

I'm just an angry bird
Nobody's angrier
Soon enough, you will learn to fear birds
That's right piggies, ya heard it here first
Build a castle and we'll knock it down
Because we are the hardest cocks around

[Red:]
Call us crazy, flying off slingshots

[Terence:]
But nothing you do is gonna stop this flock

[Blues:]
We're just a bunch of cocky cocks

[Matilda:]
Flying high and dropping bombs
I got these dumb hogs all shell-shocked

[Bomb:]
Hope you guys like your pork cooked well-done

[Terence:]
This is our nest and we're gonna protect it

[Hal:]
We'll hit you pigs where you least expect it

[Pig:]
Fall back, piggies!
We're surrounded!

[Stella:]
Ooh, new high score
Let me tweet about it

[Red:]
I got a golden egg, now you're gonna get snubbed
I'll be rolling in the dough while you're rolling in the mud

[Pig:]
Throw up the white flag!
Time to surrender!

[Red:]
We'll give you a whooping you don't wanna remember
Anytime, anyplace, any freaking season
We love killing piggies, we don't even need a reason

Angry is what you made me
But when you mess with my nest, can you blame me?
Cuz I got more rage than a case of rabies
That's the reason everybody wants to play me
Piggies hate me when I get angry
I take 'em to the slaughterhouse on the daily
Like it was my job, someone oughtta pay me
Now you know what happens when you make me angry

I'm just an angry bird
Nobody's angrier
Soon enough, you will learn to fear birds
That's right piggies, ya heard it here first
Build a castle and we'll knock it down
Because we are the hardest cocks around

You know, that last line
I probably shoulda rephrased that, but, uh...
Ah, whatever