McDungeon

(album: JT XIX - 2020)

I'm lost, alone and deprived
I've never gotten to go in a mine
My own kind exiled me, now I've lost my chill (my heart's frozen)
They all called me "Incel" (but I'm not), they said "I bet he'd simp Belle" (she is not)
I didn't get that reference, but someday I will
Become the illest villainous Illager, a villager pillager
Initially everyone ridiculed me, cuz I'm physically littler
I run these mobs, you oughtta call me Arch-Illinger Dillinger
I dominate this block, I've found a power dark and sinister
Crown this kid the king me and Joffrey are awful similar
Except I practice magic, it's my sole extracurricular
So if you want some mischief and destruction I will deliver
Cuz I control The End get ready for an epic finisher

If you wanna fight
I hope you brought more lives
Cuz if not, you're such a blockhead
And now you ain't got time
To grab a pickaxe and mine
Not while you're inside my dungeon
I'll raid this dungeon over which you claim you're reigning
Although I just expected it would be your mother's basement
Don't you cross me, or my crosshair on your crown will soon be aiming
I'm a lawman with a Llama, let's give this kid a hazing
I'm his Llama, call me Karma, if you dish it you can take it
When I spit I'm ripping bars, and I'll spit in all your faces
This time around I doubt you're even gonna need a shovel
For digging yourself deep into a whole lotta trouble
That's enough puns Llama, let's set off the fireworks
Chug a potion, grab a sword, prioritizing diamond first
Then enchant it, take every power up you got and use it
I'm already out of arrows I'd make a useless cupid
Someone tell these Illagers, you're bout to lose your job, bro
I'll give 'em hell, call me Diablo
This is 'Rona, she's my bat, she's adorable attack
Time for us to sing a chorus, tell your mobs "That's a wrap"

Within us all there lies a monster (and I've net mine before)
But it's a block we all must conquer (I would call it an orb)
So if you're a dungeon crawler, wearing diamond like a baller
Just remember you won't get far without your Llama
Without your Llama, without your Llama, that's all I'll say
Go find some hay and tame a Llama, tame a Llama, tame a Llama
To brave these dungeons you gotta take a Llama