Middle Class Money (Deluxe Edition Bonus Track)

(album: Kinda Don't Care - 2016)

Daddy smoking them cheap cigars
Riding 'round in high mileage cars
We were backyard super stars
'Til Momma said come on in, supper's on the table
A two bath and three bedrooms
Yard sale sign with a blue balloon
Cap'n Crunch on a plastic spoon
Has anybody seen them jumper cables

White paint peeling off the shutters
A little bread to go with your butter
Just one trip every summer
To Grandma's house or Mickey Mouse if you're lucky
Right out of a Rockwell picture
Picking on my baby sister
Calling her names, Daddy calling Mama honey
In the tree, in the yard, growing middle class money

Educated at the public school
And down at that community pool
Cutting grass for a buck or two
'Til you had enough to buy yourself your newest favorite record

White paint peeling off the shutters
A little bread to go with your butter
Just one trip every summer
To Grandma's house or Mickey Mouse if you're lucky
Right out of a Rockwell picture
Picking on my baby sister
Calling her names, Daddy calling Mama honey
In the tree, in the yard, growing middle class money

Birthday parties at the skating rink
Slice of pizza and a fountain drink
Guess a million bucks woulda sure been nice
But I'da missed out on a middle class life

White paint peeling off the shutters
A little bread to go with your butter
And just one trip every summer
To Grandma's house or Mickey Mouse if you're lucky
Right out of a Rockwell picture
Picking on my baby sister
Calling her names, Daddy calling Mama honey
In the tree, in the yard, growin middle class money

Oh, we were so happy
It ain't even funny
Living on that middle class money