Hot Rod Sleigh

(album: Christmas To Christmas - 2000)

I saw one of Santa's helpers at the grocery store today
He was standing at the front door giving candy canes away
And I told him I was worried about a certain situation
How's Santa gonna get here with this rising population

He said, I talked to the north pole sometime late last week
And it seems that dear ol' Santa has got something up his sleeve
As I leaned in to listen, he whispered in my hear
He said, don't you dare repeat a single word of this, you hear

He said, boss man's all excited 'cause his new sled's almost ready
And they say he's got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're looking long and mean
It's the fastest, highest flying winter wonderland machine
I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

It's got a heater in the floorboard 'cause he's getting old, you know
And a windshield with the wipers should he happen on some snow
Landing lights of red and white all stuck along the side
So he can spot the rooftops as he's falling from the sky

He's got a king-size toy bin, locks in all the latches
And a big old custom air seat with a safety belt that matches
Only thing about it that worries him a heap
Is that he might be here just long before the children get to sleep

He said, boss man's all excited 'cause his new sled's almost ready
And they say he's got it painted up, looks just like Richard Petty's
And Rudolph and the reindeer, they're looking long and mean
It's the fastest, highest flying winter wonderland machine
I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh

Well, I ain't seen it for myself, but I heard say
Santa Claus has got a hot rod sleigh