Every Time I Drink I Fall In Love

(album: 35 MPH Town - 2015)

I've been cussed and I've been kicked out
Slapped in the head and I've been run out
Told to grab my hat and take off walking
Right now we get along real well
Walking in this cheap motel
Girl, what if that's just the whiskey talkin'?

Yeah, I'm giving you fair warning
Here's your chance to walk away
From now until the morning
Don't believe a word I say
Yeah, if I don't wake up beside you
It don't mean I didn't like you
All it means is I've had time to sober up
Girl, every time I drink I fall in love

First beer and I'm warming up
Talking all that flirty stuff
A few more, I become a line dance teacher
A six pack and I don't care
A twelve pack, you don't stand a prayer
If I start doing shots, just call the preacher

Yeah, I'm giving you fair warning
Here's your chance to walk away
From now until the morning
Don't believe a word I say
Yeah, if I don't wake up beside you
It don't mean I didn't like you
All it means is I've had time to sober up
Girl, every time I drink I fall in love

Every time I drink I start to think
There's something lower
Than this head here on my shoulder
I become a birddog when that
Buzz starts taking over
And I'm a redneck cassanova

Oh, yeah!

Yeah, I'm giving you fair warning
Here's your chance to walk away
From now until the morning
Don't believe a word I say
Yeah, if I don't wake beside you
It don't mean I didn't like you
All it means is I've had time sober up
Girl, every time I drink I fall in love

Yeah, every time I drink I fall in love