Revenge Of The Intern

(album: This Is Weird - 2020)

If you can't tell, I'm committed
Back from the grave with some Tales from the Crypt shit
Used to slave part-time, Urban Outfitters
With no break, I ain't clocked in, in a minute
Wait, I swear there's something I'm forgetting
Bruh, you don't got to rap to get bitches
Naruto Village, it at least stay hidden
Saitama Sama, my shit just hit different
Rap would be great if could bypass an image
My fans ain't fake, 'cause they bypass the image
At heart I'm an intern, I'm fanning the ember, Charmander
Fuck you, and fuck all your dandruff
My answers to all of your questions, don't care for the banter
Don't trap in Atlanta, but snap like a camera
Flow get so dirty, it works on my hairbow
I wore some too early, I best understand it
Seven years in New York, and all I got was mild depression
I just moved west, still ain't learned my lesson
Everybody swear everybody faking their label
But to me, sounds like what the fakest nigga would say
If I stepped to interning
I would probably have a job at a record label division
They be like, "Why Khary always disgruntled?"
'Cause he rap better than the niggas you representing
Proud of my decision, I like it this way
When no one checking for you, it's surprising when you say:
"Boo, what's up, niggas? I still do not fuck with you
Not tryna brush up with you, y'all some touched-up pictures
Don't let the tough luck hit you on the way out"
Took a few years, but I finally found a way out
Surpassing all my peers, I'm more stubborn and talented
Was never a top pick, look how the draft played out
Maybe I got in too late
Maybe it's too late for this shit
Fuck it, I'm already here
Might as well kill careers, purely for my existence
Overqualified for a freshman list
Feeling underrated, I still got my best to give
A living Michael Jordan meme, saying, "Fuck them kids"
The Revenge of the Intern, I'm the next to kin, yeah!

I don't give a fuck about a bitch!
Hating never paid a nigga's rent!
I been interning for my shit!
I called up my boss and said "I quit!"
Niggas had to get it on they own!
I'ma build a house that's made of stone!
Sprint account, still in my momma's name
Some shit's bound change, and some shit won't