Are You Qualified?

(album: Lazyboy TV - 2004)

Do you consider yourself intelligent?
Are you ready to go all the way?
Are you married?
How do you rank yourself?
Are you punctual?

When do you think you will have kids?
Have you ever had a nervous breakdown?
Do you find yourself mentally stable?
How do you deal with pressure?
Do you find yourself qualified for life?

You know you'll be you and I'll be me
Thank God for individuality
Do you consider yourself ready for life?
You know you'll be you and I'll be me
Thank God for individuality

Don't lie, don't kill, don't smoke, don't run
Don't yell, don't panic, don't steal, don't cry
Don't die, don't act, don't drink, don't stumble
Don't hate, don't bitch, don't cheat, don't fake

Remember to separate all your kitchen garbage
And turn the water off when you brush your teeth
Only buy organic food
Get a gay friend preferably with a different color than your own

You be you, I'll be me
It's individuality
It's in your way, are you qualified?
You be you, I'll be me
It's individuality
Are you qualified for life?

You have a choice of believing in
JV, Allah, Buddha, Goya
Uranus, Zeus, Cronus, Mattes
Apollo, Aries, Athena, Althea
Fall, Odem, just to name a few

Get married, get hitched, get loved, get gold
Get cleaver, get big, get lucky, get rich
Get humble, get good, get free, get real
Get food, get water, get sleep, get sex

Are you qualified?
You be you, I'll be me
It's individuality
Are you qualified?
You be you, I'll be me
It's individuality
Are you qualified for life, yeah?

Are you qualified for life?
Are you qualified for life?

Are you qualified for life?
Are you qualified for life?
Are you qualified for life?

Are you qualified for life?
Are you qualified for life?
Qualified for life

Have you ever had a nervous breakdown?
Are you married?
How do you deal with pressure?
Do you find yourself qualified for life?