If You Handle The Merchandise

(album: Wings Upon Your Horns - 1970)

When I got home from work you called and said that you'd be late
For me not to worry none that you'd be home by eight
The material that you've been a looking at will make any man's blood rise
Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise

I've told you once before to keep your big hands offa her
I just seen you reach for her and you're crazy if you think I don't care
The goods you're trying to feel of I've seen you reach for twice
Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise

That line of goods you're a selling is something I won't buy
Guess you think she's a bargain cause she's got them bedroom eyes
You'll get what you've bargained for and I ain't a gonna tell you twice
Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise

I've told you once before to keep your big hands offa her
I just seen you reach for her and you're crazy if you think I don't care
The goods you're trying to feel of I've seen you reach for twice
Consider me gone if you handle the merchandise