Ladies Love Chest Rockwell

(album: Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By - 2001)

People want to know what's the secret to Chest Rockwell's
Ability to pick up all these beautiful women
Is it your good looks?
Is it that big bulge in your pants?
Could be that fancy car you drive
That ah, lease change every other year
But you don't need to know that

I say look, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret
My man Nathaniel Merriweather, you know
Little running buddy from Handsome Boy Modelling School
Made this thing called
Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By

Barry White used to work
Shoot, even Abba used to work the way I was doing my thing
But man, you put this on, and the hoes just go wild
I'm telling you, Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By

You know, you tried cognac
Even tried giving her some weed
Shoot, you might've even tried ecstasy
But ain't no sheer ecstasy until you try
Music to Make Love to Your Old Lady By