Go-Getter Greg

(album: You're Awful, I Love You - 2008)

Hi!
You must be new, I least I guess you're new to me.
Saw you unpacking your car so I said to myself,
"Maybe I should help her out," since we're neighbors now
and all the other people here are elderly and probably a little stand-offish and I've got
nothing to do (and whatnot).
By the way, I live in 207, my name is Greg
wherever are my manners!?
Let me get that heavy box!

[Chorus]
I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip
I'm just searching for that someone to be firing it
I've narrowed down the field and I'm taking a glance
and I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...
to be my girlfriend.

What's up!?
Didn't mean to sneak up on you there
I looked downstairs and saw you leaving, so whassup!?
I haven't seen you at the pool since the barbeque
not that I've been checking
Here's the deal: I've got this thing for work this weekend and I was
wondering if you don't have anything going on that maybe
Okay, hey that's cool, you're busy,
but we should hit up Jose O'Flanagan's for Jell-o-Shot "you-call-it's"
Okay not the week but Monday...
You could come over tonight, I'll be watching cop dramas
smoking fatty fatties.

[Chorus]
I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip
I'm just searching for that someone to be firing it
I've narrowed down the field and I'm taking a glance
and I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...
to be my girlfriend.

I've given it some thought...
and I really think that you could use a guy like me in you life
looking after you, a man to take you home, a hand for you to hold, and I'd never...
leave you alone!

[Chorus]
I'm a go-getter guy with a gun on my hip
I'm just searching for that someone to be firing it
I've narrowed down the field and I'm taking a glance
and I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...
to be my girlfriend.

I'm a go-getter guy, I'm a go-getter guy
I've narrowed down the field and I'm taking a glance
and I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...
(and I'd say you've got a pretty good chance...)
chance... chance...
to be my girlfriend.