Moscow Drinking Team

(album: Life Of A Rolling Stone - 2020)

So raise your glass and have a drink with me
Here's to the Vandals in the crowd
We're all just out there living the dream
Part of the one and only Moscow Drinking Team

We go to Pullman on Tuesday nights
Yeah you oughta see it man quite a sight
We drink EMFs out of a fishbowl one at a time

Yeah the bartender tried to cut me off after five
And I tried to tell him that I was fine
So we had ourselves a little compromise

At this point it's about 10:45
And I'm at the bar getting breathalyzed
While the Pullman kids are getting sick outside

The bartender couldn't believe his eyes
He said well son I guess you're right
According to this you're actually fine to drive

So raise your glass and have a drink with me
Here's to the Vandals in the crowd
We're all just out there living the dream
Part of the one and only Moscow Drinking Team

Wednesday nights you can find us at Mingles
Whether you taken or single
Drinking Vandalizers two at a time

Yeah and on Thursday night yeah we shut down the club
And for ladies well that's just half of tubs
And for boys well that's enough to keep us around

On the weekends I don't know where I'll be
But I'm almost certain I can guarantee
You can find me down at 727 Elm St

So raise your glass and have a drink with me
Here's to the Vandals in the crowd
We're all just out there living the dream
Part of the one and only Moscow Drinking Team

One time I went down to BSU
See my friends from high school
See what these Broncos were all about

Well these Broncos turned into asses real fast
When me and my buddy met a guy named Chad
And he challenged us to go drink for drink with him

Well it was one round, two rounds, three through nine
Chad and his buddies weren't looking so fine
So I said "Hey bartender how 'bout one more"

Well that tenth shot hit him like an old mack truck
And we'd decided to take our training wheels off
And we tucked him in right there on the barroom floor
Yeah we tucked him in and I guess we had ten more

So raise your glass and have a drink with me
Here's to the Vandals in the crowd
We're all just out there living the dream
Part of the one and only Moscow Drinking Team