Crash Course

I learned my lesson the hard way
If it's too good to be true, then it probably is
Historically, you're a mistake
But those light-washed jeans seem to fall right off your hips

It's time that our last time was the last time

If I wanted a fast-track to falling in love
And then a crash course in fucking it up
Then I'd come back for, I'd come back for you
If I wanted a romance, high on adrenaline
Then a heartbreak like you invented it
I'd know who to ask for, I'd take a crash course from you

Who knows, there might be a version
Of you that actually keeps your promises
Historically, you're the worst when
I start believing the lies falling off your lips

It's time that our last time was the last time

If I wanted a fast-track to falling in love
And then a crash course in fucking it up
Then I'd come back for, I'd come back for you
If I wanted a romance, high on adrenaline
Then a heartbreak like you invented it
I'd know who to ask for, I'd take a crash course from you

(I'd take a crash course from you)
I'd know who to ask for, I'd take a crash course from you