HFBD

(album: no one else, not even you - 2020)

I know I broke up with you on your birthday
Should never have been with you in the first place
'Cause you had me so messed up
Misbehaving in the club
So I had to break up with you on your birthday

Was gonna buy you a cake
Red velvet that's your favorite, for God's sake
How was I such an idiot? You know babe
Good luck with all your party plans
I'll go find me another man, it's okay

Happy fucking birthday
I hope it is the worst day of the year
Everytime you celebrate, you'll be thinking of my face
Saying "Happy fucking birthday, my dear"

Remember when we took a trip to Paris?
You had just turned twenty-two, I'm so embarrassed
Left me standing there for hours
Underneath the Eiffel Tower
You were chatting to the girl from the café

Who's gonna buy you a cake?
When they don't know your favorite, for God's sake
You really are an idiot, oh well babe
Good luck with all these party plans
I'll be with my other man, doing great

Happy fucking birthday
I hope it is the worst day of the year
Everytime you celebrate, you'll be thinking of my face
Saying "Happy fucking birthday, my dear"
Oh, oh

Happy fucking birthday (Happy fucking birthday)
I hope it is the worst day of the year (The absolute worst)
Everytime you celebrate (Uh-huh), you'll be thinking of my face (They say)
Saying "Happy fucking birthday, my dear" (Happy fucking birthday)

Happy fucking birthday (You prick)
Happy fucking birthday
Happy fucking birthday (Yeah, yeah)
Happy fucking birthday, ma dear
Haha, oh God, hahaha