Only Fools & Nauses

(album: Free The Geezer - 2019)

[Scotty Stacks:]
It's just one of them days
Two fantasy transfers none of them plays
On the comedown from another one of dem raves
Imma feel like this for a couple more days
Chase few invoices none 'em pays
Way more than a couple days late
They're mugging it mate
Hangover comes and goes in waves
It comes and goes, then comes and stays
Puff purées, melonade vape, no haze
Lady Sativa genetic UKs
Just got blue ticked by my babes
Wrote off my Balencis
That northern chick nicked my Fendis
Threw up in the Uber
Sent her back got [?]
Already deleted the number she sent me

[Jonny Dutch:]
You know them times when you feel nothings going right?
I know exactly how you feel, yes I do
You know them times when you feel nothings going right?
I know exactly how you feel

Just turned on the TV and I've seen Piers Morgan waffling
What a great start to the morning, management calling
Ring me back when I'm in a better mood and I've had my breakfast
No more Brexit I couldn't care less what they're doing in Brussels
I've got my own issues more than a couple
Week's been a struggle and it ain't even Tuesday
Row with my pal over money that's been owed 8 months
What a sideways cunt
Getting grief from my bird from a picture I'm tagged in
That she found on her Insta at lunch
By the time I get home that's murder can't wait
Right now rock and a hard place
Tea, not a latte, how hard is it
I'm losing the plot like Kanye

You know them times when you feel nothings going right?
I know exactly how you feel, yes I do
You know them times when you feel nothings going right?
I know exactly how you feel

[Danny Graft:]
Woke up to a text from an Ex
Saying don't get me round if you ain't gonna take me out
But that's why I ducked had a dog shit month
Now I'm on for a touch
Won ten bags off card and corners
So I put it on cards and corners
Got a deal got dropped by Warners
Virgin called said you're gonna be ballers
Brand new beat midweek
Knee-deep she's a boat on ITV
Send £4k to the HMRC
Got twenty-odd back for the VAT
Yes back to my best
Had I night up north met a bird from west
Smashed every night of the tour with the ledge
Then Mike DJ'd at the sesh

[Jonny Dutch:]
You know them times when you feel nothings going right?
I know exactly how you feel, yes I do
You know them times when you feel nothings going right?
I know exactly how you feel